Ernie I really need your help. Mom says eating her snow boots has me on Santa's naughty list. I need a lawyer to get me off. Leather L.L. Bean boot tops/bully sticks it really is hard to tell the difference. We met Santa and he seems like such a nice guy. I just can't risk being on his bad list. I really need your help Ernie. I know you can win this case.
Oh noes! Looks like entrapment to us!
ReplyDeleteLOL. I have those exact same shoes, and they have been "remodeled" in the same way.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can start a new fashion trend, thanks to our shelties?
Call LLBean, I bet they would send you a replacement!
Ruh roh. Don't you worry Santa is a very nice guy and I'm sure he will forgive you.
ReplyDeleteEek, better be extra good now!
ReplyDeleteElliot and Cricket x
Ernie the Attorney here.... at your service.
ReplyDeleteOKAY... I have drafted the following Letter to Santa Claws
Dear Santa Claws,
I am writing Re : My Client Miss Annie T. Sheltie.
Miss Annie has been accused of Distruction of Peep Property... Aka a Snow Boot...
The TRUTH of the situation is that Annie was trying to PAWTECT her peeps from a home Invasion of SNOW FREAKS... Which You KNOW are Evil and VILE VICIOUS.
Annie realized that there were areas on or about the Snow Boot in which Miniature Snow Freaks could have HIDDEN and entered their HOME....where they would then Multiply like a classroom of Third Graders. Annie was only trying to SAVE her Family.
Please do NOT put my Client... Annie T. Sheltie on the WRONG list. SHE Belongs on the EXCELLENT List.
Sincerely Yours,
Ernie The Attorney
Thank you Ernie. This is sure to get me back on the nice list.
Delete-Annie
Ernie to the rescue!
ReplyDeleteOh, look at that FACE!!! Santa would never find you guilty!
ReplyDeleteYours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
Good to see Ernie got right on your request!
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Good thing you had Ernie on retainer. Phew! Christmas should be a good one now! :) Enjoy!!!
ReplyDeleteWe're sure Ernie's letter will get you off the naughty list.
ReplyDeleteMy Uncle is a lawyer and he says you are innocent!! DakotasDen
ReplyDeleteI have been found guilty to chewing up a number of things, mostly footwear. As legal advice, I will refer you to the following address:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gocomics.com/dogeatdoug/2016/11/14
ruh roh. Wells, looks like that letter from Ernie will gets you back on the Nice list!!! maybe I should have thought of that.......nuts
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Ruby ♥
Whew...We are sure that excellent letter from Ernie will straighten out everything with Santa!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo